“Qataldar” men “ymyrasyzdardyn” parodiyasy
“Reyting.kz” dep atalatyn zertteu agenttigi Qazaqstannyng shendi-shekpendilerining tizimin týzip, qataldyq pen ymyrasyzdyq jóninen kimnen keyin kim túrghanyn anyqtaugha tyrysypty. Jalpy, reyting degen nәrsening bizde qalay jasalatyny belgili. Sayasy nauqandardyng qarsanynda, belgili bir sheneunikti aspandata maqtaytyn nemese jerge tygha jamandaytyn kezde reytingshilderding qoly jýredi. Bayqasanyz, qazir bәri “kelesi preziydent kim boluy mýmkin?” degen súraqtyng tóniregin shiyrlap jýr. Reytingting basynda túrudan dәmeliler az emes. Olardyng atyn atap, týsin týstemesek te, kózi qaraqty júrt bәrin kórip otyr. “Qataldar men ymyrasyzdardyn” reytingi de sonyng bir púshpaghy.
Qanday reyting bolmasyn bas bәigeni bermeytin bizde bir adam bar. Kim ekenin ishiniz sezip otyrghan bolar. Áriyne, ol – preziydent Núrsúltan Nazarbaev. Búdan birer jyl búryn bir agenttik “eng seksualdy sayasatker kim?” degen saualnama jýrgizip, reyting jasaghan. Tizimning basyna kim shyqty dep oilaysyz? Áriyne, preziydent N.Nazarbaevtan basqa kim bolushy edi.
Sonymen qataldar men ymyrasyzdardyng ondyghyna kimder kirdi?
Birinshi oryn Aslan Musinge búiyrypty. Eger preziydentti esepke almasaq, “qataldyq hәm ymyrasyzdyq jóninen Musinge jetetin eshkim joq” degenmen kelisuge bolady. Musin preziydent әkimshiligin basqarghan tústa qoghamda týrli-týrli oqighalar boldy.
“Reyting.kz” dep atalatyn zertteu agenttigi Qazaqstannyng shendi-shekpendilerining tizimin týzip, qataldyq pen ymyrasyzdyq jóninen kimnen keyin kim túrghanyn anyqtaugha tyrysypty. Jalpy, reyting degen nәrsening bizde qalay jasalatyny belgili. Sayasy nauqandardyng qarsanynda, belgili bir sheneunikti aspandata maqtaytyn nemese jerge tygha jamandaytyn kezde reytingshilderding qoly jýredi. Bayqasanyz, qazir bәri “kelesi preziydent kim boluy mýmkin?” degen súraqtyng tóniregin shiyrlap jýr. Reytingting basynda túrudan dәmeliler az emes. Olardyng atyn atap, týsin týstemesek te, kózi qaraqty júrt bәrin kórip otyr. “Qataldar men ymyrasyzdardyn” reytingi de sonyng bir púshpaghy.
Qanday reyting bolmasyn bas bәigeni bermeytin bizde bir adam bar. Kim ekenin ishiniz sezip otyrghan bolar. Áriyne, ol – preziydent Núrsúltan Nazarbaev. Búdan birer jyl búryn bir agenttik “eng seksualdy sayasatker kim?” degen saualnama jýrgizip, reyting jasaghan. Tizimning basyna kim shyqty dep oilaysyz? Áriyne, preziydent N.Nazarbaevtan basqa kim bolushy edi.
Sonymen qataldar men ymyrasyzdardyng ondyghyna kimder kirdi?
Birinshi oryn Aslan Musinge búiyrypty. Eger preziydentti esepke almasaq, “qataldyq hәm ymyrasyzdyq jóninen Musinge jetetin eshkim joq” degenmen kelisuge bolady. Musin preziydent әkimshiligin basqarghan tústa qoghamda týrli-týrli oqighalar boldy. Biylikten ýmitti toptar birining basyn biri jútty. “Soyyldyng juan basy sorlygha tiyedi” degendey, oppozisiyany da ondyrghan joq. Musinning túsynda býgingi biylikke qarsylardy qatty túqyrtyp jiberdi. Musin qazir esep komiytetinde. Múnda da ol esebin tauyp ózin kórsetip qalyp jýr.
Ekinshi oryngha Astana qalasynyng әkimi Imanghaly Tasmaghambetov jayghasypty. Tasmaghambetovti de qazir eshkim qayyrymdy demeydi. Ásirese, almatylyqtar. 2006 jyly “Shanyraq” pen “Baqaydy” esepke alyp aitady. “Shanyraq” pen “Baqay” Imanghaly Tasmaghambetovting ómir baqy qyr sonynan qalmaydy endi. Astananyng irgesinen on “Shanyraq” pen bes “Baqay” salsa da.
Reytingshilder ýshinshi oryngha Qayrat Qojamjarovty shygharypty. Bir kezderi qarjy polisiyasyn basqarghan Q.Qojamjarov qazir qauipsizdik kenesining hatshysy. Qojamjarovty qatal degende ol qarjy polisiyasyn basqaryp túrghan kezde birqatar sheneunikterding isti bolghanyn esepke alsa kerek, sirә. Ras, sayasy ortada aty-jóni tanymal birneshe sheneunikting qolyna kisen salghan osy – Qayrat Qojamjarov. Biraq múny preziydentting núsqauymen istedi. Bedeldi hәm beldi sheneunikti óz betinshe tútqyndaytynday Qojamjarovta qauqar joq. Qarjy polisiyasyna erekshe qúzyret bergenin preziydent N.Nazarbaev ózi de aitqan.
Búdan әri “qataldar” men “ymyrasyzdardyn” tizimi bylay týziledi: tórtinshi orynda – miylliarder Bolat Ótemúratov, besinshi orynda – parlament mәjilisining tóraghasy Núrlan Nyghmatuliyn, altynshy orynda – qorghanys ministri Ádilbek Jaqsybekov, jetinshi – deputat Darigha Nazarbaeva, segizinshi – әdilet ministri Berik Imashev, toghyzynshy – Almaty qalasynyng әkimi Ahmetjan Esimov, onynshy – bas prokuror Ashat Dauylbaev.
“Reyting.kz” agenttigi Bolat Ótemúratovty, Núrlan Nyghmatulindi, Ádilbek Jaqsybekovti nemese Ashat Dauylbaevty “qataldar” men “ymyrasyzdardyn” tizimine kirgizgende kýlki shaqyrsyn, anekdot siyaqty el auzynda jýrsin dese kerek. Áytpese, B.Ótemúratovtyng nemese Á.Jaqsybekovting “tabanynyng býri bar” dey alamyz ba?
Berik Imashevtyng jóni bólek. Imashevty alghashqy ýshtikke engizuge de bolady. Qayyng soyyl sekildi tabighatynan qatty Imashevtyng kim ekenin qúrby-qatarlary aityp jýredi.
Darigha Nazarbaevanyng jayy Berik Imashevtan bólekteu. D.Nazarbaevany “qatal” әri “ymyrasyz” etip túrghan basty sebep – familiyasy. Osyny alyp tastasanyz, qataldyqtan da, ymyrasyzdyqtan da týk qalmayyn dep túr. Deputattyqty әn salyp jýrip atqaratyn nәzik jannyng qataldyghyn búrynghy kýieui Rahatqa qatysty aitsa birsәri. Balalarynyng әkesining basyna is týskende ony talaq etip, әkesimen ymyragha keldi ghoy...
Ahmetjan Esimovti tizimge iliktirgen – Almatynyng aibary. Búghan preziydentke jaqyndyghyn qosynyz. Aytpaqshy, qaramaghyndaghylardy velosiypedke mindettep mingizip qualaghanyn eskergen shyghar.
Jalpy, búl ondyqty biz qataldyq jóninen ghana sóz etip otyrmyz. Ymyrasyzdyq turaly әngime basqa. Jeke mýddege qatysty ymyrasyzdardy biylik tepkishekterining bәrinen tabasyz. Al endi últtyq mýdde degende ymyragha kelmeytinder joqtyng qasy.
Eki ezui eki qúlaghynda jýretin kýlegesh qorghanys ministri Ádilbek Jaqsybekovke, Batys Europanyng kýngirtteu syrahanalaryn únatatyn bas prokuror Ashat Dauylbaevqa, biylik partiyasynyng “kassiyri” Bolat Ótemúratovqa jәne osy tektes ózge de sheneunikterge arnap basqa reyting jýrgizse jarasar edi. Mәselen “eng qymbat kólik minetinder” nemese “toqaly kópter” reytingisin.
Degenmen de jogharydaghyday parodiya-reytingter de kerek. Kýlmek ýshin...
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